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Set Phasers to Fabulous

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

preciousthedemon sent: *aggressively raises eyebrows*

All I could think of was APH England I am laughing so hard.

Tagged: #keymail
hotolate-milk sent: damn you and your great teenage girl act, david bowie. damn you. *shakes fist* mama needs a new pair of shoes! *throws dice* ha. bet you thought i was shaking my fist at you. nope. i am actually acting, too! I have YOU fooled. I'm not a teenage boy! i'm a teenage boy with addictions! and one of them is NOT gambling! fooled you again. call me butter because i'm on a roll! but i'm NOT butter! fooled you again! where's the towel? I need to give it to you so you can throw it in. this is too easy.

Are yoU OKAY???? LIKE DO YOU NEED SOME WATER OR MAYBE YOU’D LIKE TO LIE DOWN FOR A WHILE??? ARE YOU RUNNING A FEVER???

Tagged: #keymail
justcallmelucifer sent: "#never let a cat pee in ur mouth trust me" can we talk about this though key

I’m a different person now, okay? I’ve changed. I’m not who I used to be. I’ve turned over a new leaf. (In all actuality that is a really hilarious story where I learned never to fall asleep with my mouth and bedroom door open.)

Tagged: #keymail
Anonymous sent: Tell me I'm pretty.

You know, I always did think that monotonous gray circles wearing sunglasses were sexy. I always thought it was just me.

Tagged: #keymail
secondhandmotives sent: Since you use David Bowie gifs as your reaction gifs, it's hard for me to picture you as anything but a young, vaguely annoyed David Bowie whenever you're responding to asks.

I actually have you all fooled. I am, in fact, a young, vaguely irritated David Bowie that has convinced you I am actually a teenaged girl.

Tagged: #keymail

thornicating:

"But, key. You should be grateful to get so many messages a day." 

thornicating:

I am in excruciating dental pain now is not the time for bad pick up lines

THANK YOUUUUU. 
Drowning in any context doesn’t seem good tbh.

Tagged: #happy #keymail
unf-hans:

thelovelystonemountainsurvivor:

sun-moon-and-talia:

naughty-chekov:

I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD

Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion

mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see

TRU^^

unf-hans:

thelovelystonemountainsurvivor:

sun-moon-and-talia:

naughty-chekov:

I NEVER FUCKING NOTICED THE CHAIR THING AND NOW IM FUCKING DEAD

Dude you’ve been missing out cause this moment is poetry in motion

mother fucker is the most graceful and smooth ass bitch you will ever see

TRU^^

(Source: fetchinglyfeisty)